joyce (joyce) wrote,

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mostly for Chris...

joyce and Ginger's version of the seven steps of brainwashing, by Mr. Robert Jay Litton:

1. damn. locked in a dark room somewhere.
2. "yousuckyousuckyousuck"
3. "hrm... maybe i do suck."
4. "damn. yes, i do suck. a lot."
5. "there, there. you don't suck so bad."
6. "and you will help me not suck?"
7. "verily, i suck, and you will help me fix that."
8. "i am now a non-sucky person in the Group of Non-Suckiness"

here's to hoping that my next class grades on essays, not multiple choice tests.

the real steps, according to our prof, are:

1. assault upon identify / isolation
2. establisment of guilt
3. self-betrayl
4. breaking point
5. leniency of opportunity
6. becoming enrolled
7. final confession
8. new identification

i'm hoping our version is a bit easier to remember tommorow.

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    Like a boss.

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    Yuletide letter placeholder, ahoy!

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    I did Not Prime Time this year, which made me actually write something for the first time since Yuletide. It was fun! It was also a lot more low key…

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