customer: do you have drinks?
me: i have coke, diet coke, and sprite in cans and six packs, and coke, root beer, and sprite in two liters.
customer: do you have mountain dew?
*smack*
Like a boss.
Yuletide letter placeholder, ahoy!
I did Not Prime Time this year, which made me actually write something for the first time since Yuletide. It was fun! It was also a lot more low key…