Memos to Guilford County drivers:
1. It's the one on the right.
2. Turn signals are not illegal.
3. If you tailgate me, I will slow down just to piss you off. Especially if I was already speeding.
4. If I'm yelling at you that need you to learn to merge, man, you're doing it wrong.
5. If you're weaving at 10am, you're doing it wrong.