November 10th, 2009

big damn heros

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From: loan officer at Corporate Monolith
To: me

Good afternoon,

This is your final approval email.
Loan amount: [amount]
Purchase price: [bigger amount]
Rate locked: [damn fine fixed rate]
Premium credit: [not bad]
Rate expiration: 11/12/2009
Closing date: 11/12/2009

Title will be held as: JOYCE [last name]

Estimated funds due at closing: [incorrect number, needs fixing], our closing department will contact your directly with the final numbers once they have approved the final settlement statement.

Thank you again for choosing [Corporate Monolith]