I just had a couple guys come to the door.
"Yea, we're from [our property managers], you had a break-in?"
"... yea, like 2 years ago."
"No, just a few minutes ago." Dude. If there'd been a break-in, there'd be some lights and sirens going on, and you'd THINK I'D NOTICE THAT. Ahem.
"No, two years ago. I really don't know what y'all are talking about."
"Well, okay. maybe it was them over there." And they wandered off discussing it.