Also, dear person who has the only copy of The Graveyard Game in the library system (well, there's another copy, but it's listed as missing) and who has had that copy overdue for four days: bring it back, please?
Also, my request for the first volume in the Harvard Classics is going unfilled so far because it's listed as "item missing." A disturbing number of the books I've wanted from the Greensboro library have been listed as missing.