1. Who do you call first?
hrms... Jeff, my sister, my folks. whoever might be awake in their applicable time zone.
2. What is the first thing you buy for yourself?
3. What is the first thing you buy for someone else?
probably a plane ticket for Jeff or Ginger, whichever of whom could get away for a visit.
4. Do you give any away? If yes, to whom?
pay of my sister's student loans, pay off my parents' mortgage, set aside money for my sisters if they want to do grad school.
5. Do you invest any? If so, how?
hells yes; as much as possible. i would also take enough out to straighten out my piss-poor credit rating, which i consider an investment, so that i would be able to qualify for a mortgage in a couple years. which is actually a goal at this point, million dollars or not. =) ( why, yes, that is hell you heard freezing over.)